Indiana Jones
In theatres May twenty-two
Bring your hat and whip.
Save the day again?
Harrison you are so old
Movie dreams come true.
Ford, Shia LeBouf
Steven Spielberg you so rock
Do not disappoint.
A few years ago, I drove my family nuts by running around Disneyland for 3 hours, searching for the perfect Indiana Jones hat replica. Because every girl needs a $40 leather fedora. I pleaded with the gift store cashier who was closing his register to let me buy the hat until I finally got him with “if you let me buy it, I’ll go away.” Always a winning argument. I then planted the hat firmly on my head and refused to take it off for the rest of the night. And it has sat atop my tv ever since. However, on May 22nd, I fully intend to bust it out. You think you’re a hardcore Indy fan? I have HIS HAT! Booyah!
<3 GC
