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		<title>The Master Cleanse</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Kristen and I have decided to do The Master Cleanse.   Starting today Sunday, July 5th, I am on a liquid diet, and not the fun kind!   However, but July 15th, I should be 10 pounds lighter!

Day One
Today I weighed in at 124.6 lbs.     The goal is 114.6 lbs. by July 15th.
2:24 PM &#8211; The AM [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=glamourcliche.wordpress.com&blog=3455920&post=139&subd=glamourcliche&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s what I want&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[$o, today @ the club, a guy tipped me $40 to walk up to his wife on the dance floor (20 feet away) and wish her a Happy Birthday.   Life is good.

Also, the city-wide yard sale (aka holy grail of bargain hunting) is tomorrow.   Wish me luck!
xoxo
&#60;3 GC
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		<link>http://glamourcliche.wordpress.com/2009/06/13/thats-what-i-want/</link>
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		<title>Repost &#8211; Check, check, check it out!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OK &#8211; PREFACE &#8211; This is totally stolen from another blog &#8211; in fact, one of my links on the right hand side of this page. (She&#8217;s a Jerk But She&#8217;s Right -http://shesajerkbutshesright.wordpress.com/).   She&#8217;s not a jerk, but this totally awesome girl who kicks ass in her spare time.   Anywho, this was too good not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=glamourcliche.wordpress.com&blog=3455920&post=133&subd=glamourcliche&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://glamourcliche.wordpress.com/2009/05/19/repost-check-check-check-it-out/</link>
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		<title>Contest &#8211; Take my drinking quiz &amp; rate it!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I wrote &#38; entered a drinking quiz online &#38; if it gets rated the best one there or if it gets the most people to complete it, I win an ipod!
It&#8217;s called the &#8220;Candy is  Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker&#8221;  Quiz &#8211; what your drink says about you.   It&#8217;s silly and fun to take [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=glamourcliche.wordpress.com&blog=3455920&post=120&subd=glamourcliche&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://glamourcliche.wordpress.com/2009/04/30/contest-take-my-drinking-quiz-rate-it/</link>
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		<title>The Hot / Douchebag Scale</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I was watching an episode of How I Met Your Mother, where Barney introduces something known as The Hot / Crazy Scale.    Basically, the premise of this is that the hotter a girl is, the more willing guys are to tolerate her craziness.

I propose that there is not only a hot/crazy scale for guys, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=glamourcliche.wordpress.com&blog=3455920&post=110&subd=glamourcliche&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Badass Irish Music / St. Patty&#8217;s Day Survival Kit</title>
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So, it&#8217;s getting close to St. Patty&#8217;s day, you&#8217;re planning a kickass Irish shindig and you are officially SOL as far as a St. Patty&#8217;s Day Itunes Playlist.   Riverdance &#38; that one song you know from Braveheart can only take you so far, and &#8220;When Irish Eyes Are Smiling,&#8221; won&#8217;t [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=glamourcliche.wordpress.com&blog=3455920&post=107&subd=glamourcliche&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://glamourcliche.wordpress.com/2009/03/13/badass-irish-music-st-pattys-day-survival-kit/</link>
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		<title>Best Holiday Drink EVAR</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so maybe it&#8217;s not the best holiday drink ever, spelled with an A, but it&#8217;s pretty damn tasty and my own *original* creation, due to my key signature ingredient (spiced simple syrup)!

My Apple Pie Martini
3-4 count Stoli Vanilla
1 count triple sec
3 count apple pucker
1 count spiced simple syrup (see directions below)
fill with pineapple juice
::shake::
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		<link>http://glamourcliche.wordpress.com/2008/12/23/best-holiday-drink-evar/</link>
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		<title>Why Older People Should Not Have a Facebook</title>
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So I just got an email from my mom, telling me that a relative sent her an email to join  facebook.   Thanks.   I&#8217;ve been telling her to stay the hell away from facebook and myspace for 10 years and you&#8217;ve just destroyed all the years of warnings (old people will develop carpel tunnel, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=glamourcliche.wordpress.com&blog=3455920&post=98&subd=glamourcliche&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://glamourcliche.wordpress.com/2008/12/23/why-older-people-should-not-have-a-facebook/</link>
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		<title>AWESOME!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, a while ago I stumbled across this and decided to start a top awesome things list of my own.   However, seeing as I have the attention span of a 5 year old ADHD child on crack, I&#8217;ve decided to lower my count to 100 awesome things.
Let the awesomeness begin!
Awesome Thing #100 &#8211; Shark Week [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=glamourcliche.wordpress.com&blog=3455920&post=82&subd=glamourcliche&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://glamourcliche.wordpress.com/2008/11/18/awesome/</link>
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		<title>Things That Make Me Laugh:  Part I</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OK:  new blog category:  Things That Make Me Laugh.   Updated weekly.
BROhemian Rhapsody, from the folks at collegehumor.com

24: The Unaired 1994 Pilot
Remember technology in 1994?  Izzy, this one goes out to you 
&#8220;He&#8217;s got total control of our geocities page!&#8221;
&#8220;god help us&#8221;

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		<link>http://glamourcliche.wordpress.com/2008/11/11/things-that-make-me-laugh-part-i/</link>
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